when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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