Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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