The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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