No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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