Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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