oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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