Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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