So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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