Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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