yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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