How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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