youre lurking in front of me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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