Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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