my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i was born a porn star she said
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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