There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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The feeling are messing with the penis
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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