No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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