who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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