Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester

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(404): View more from Georgia

you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

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(845): View more from New York

no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill

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(404): View more from Georgia

What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.

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(214): View more from Texas

Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

This is why I married you.

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(727): View more from Florida

Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.

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