i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is it because I queefed?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...