apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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