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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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