You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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