i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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