More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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