So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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