Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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