i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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