Just cropdusted the office
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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