allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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