I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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