oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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