The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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