Having a random hookup so left but love u
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.