dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love