So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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