It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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