What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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