How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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