I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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