He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
