At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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