You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
handjob tips. give me some.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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