Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
