I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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