wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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