I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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