Non-Jews are for practice
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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