More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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