She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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