so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i now understand why vodka
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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