Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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