Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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