I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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