Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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