You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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