i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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