So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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