it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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